Barney Stinson for Prime Minister of India

(and Lily Aldrin for President)

His holier than thou patriotism will rub off on Indians and we too will look upon all other countries as inferior
to us rather than superior, causing a surge in national self esteem and patriotism and scream from rooftops
“Love thy country, but only if it is India”…

His ideology of not having children, if spread would drastically decrease not just the population but also
arranged marriages…

He will propagate strip clubs and wearing suits, making the country more tourist friendly as well as helping
dispelling the widespread western notion that India is full of snake charmers…

He is more of a youth icon rather than an elderly icon which will encourage the youth to be more active in
politics as well as to raise their voice regarding issues concerning the nation…

The political party of Maharashtra Shiv Sena will be so scandalized by the behavior of Barney Stinson most
of them will die of shock ending their tyranny in Maharashtra…

…And Lily Aldrin will curb his enthusiasm when he gets too awesome.

Roads

One of the first things Barney will do if made Prime Minister is issue drafts to improve roads and reduce traffic
congestion in every part of the country, because he would never want to be late for a date because of traffic.

Education

There will be a two-fold benefit because of this leadership as far as education is concerned. Lily Aldrin is a kind
ergarten teacher who values education and primary school education made compulsory by Aldrin but at the
same time it will be dumbified by Stinson, reducing rote learning and the harmful side effects of geekiness and
stress that the Indian education system often causes.

Cleanliness

Barney Stinson will make sure our country is spotless, and will make advertisements, hire workers and do pretty
 much everything to make sure our country is clean because he wears very expensive suits and doesn’t like
them getting dirty.

Women’s Empowerment

Lily being a believer in female empowerment, she will not just help empower women by spreading awareness
about the legal rights of women with the help of her lawyer husband Marshal Ericson but also give them valuable
shopping tips.

Barney being a public figure with quite a cranky personality will subconsciously propagate a weakness in the
male minds. This will further help reduce crimes against women by males and also make males a bit more
sensitive decreasing domestic violence.

Also, being extremely interested in the number of twenty year olds around him every year Stinson will be
scandalized to know of female infanticide and will take quick and drastic measures to stop it.

Poverty

The education programmes as well as large quantities of Lily’s gourmaet food will help reduce the poverty in
the nation

The Chinese

Barney used to have a gambling problem playing a Chinese gambling game, so he not only knows Chinese he
also knows a lot of shady but wealthy; i.e. influential Chinese people. He can use this to make the Chinese our
friends to help make India a permanent member in the UN Council, to maintain peace across the border, gain
a strategic ally, regain land lost to China and also to get the leaders drunk so that they make stupid decisions
that set them back in their business rivalry with India.

Tourist Friendly

Barney will help make the country more tourist friendly because he likes variety in the girls he dates. Also the
country will become more alluring to jet lagged foreigners in special because he will not let any city (including
Bangalore) have an 11:30 pm deadline. And the large number of art and clothes shops Lily will help open will
obviously play a major role in making the country more tourist friendly as well.

So vote for Stinson and Aldrin for the next elections!!!

(and if they don’t want to stand for the elections kidnap them and make them stand for the elections
and then vote for them)